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Cute funny sayings and jokes are an easy way to add more fun to your day and bring you a good and easy laugh, whether you are at your office or home.
So here you can find many free cute funny quotes about life, love, men and women, and more. Enjoy!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin
"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes.
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"A rich man's joke is always funny."
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."
"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."
Finley Peter Dunne.
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