Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny friendship quotes are a great way to laugh and have a good time, and also appreciate your best friends using the power of humor and jokes. Sometimes nothing like a good funny quote can help us see how wonderful and valuable our best friends are.

So here are some funny friendship quotes and sayings about best friends. Enjoy them yourself or share them with your friends to have a good laugh.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
-- Albert Camus

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
-- Agatha Christie

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.
-- Lord Burleigh

Friendship is Love without his wings.
-- Lord Byron

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
-- Proverb

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
-- Doug Larson

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
-- Harry S. Truman

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Anonymous

More Funny Friendship Quotes

Enjoyed the funny quotes above about friendship and best friends? Then you are also going to enjoy these new funny friendship quotes below...

"A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

"I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones

"I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

"A true friend stabs you in the front."- Oscar Wilde

"A friend to all is a friend to none."- Aristotle

"Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does."- Jane Austen

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