Funny Inspirational Quotes

Looking for free funny inspirational quotes? These quotes and sayings help you lift up your soul and have a great time, while motivating yourself to achieve your dreams - no matter how big they are.

Inspiring and motivating funny quotes are a proven way to make you laugh and get lots of positive energy. So check out these top funny inspirational quotes now...

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
-- Mark Twain

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.
-- Leonard Nimoy

Hope is the dream of the waking man.
-- Aristotle

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. -Joe Girard

More Funny Inspirational Quotes

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To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. – Goethe

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. - Billie Burke

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. -Maureen Dowd

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.- Malcolm Forbes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money - Louis Agassiz

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. – Unknown

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Hope is the dream of the waking man. – Aristotle

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