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Funny Love Quotes and Jokes
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Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look.
~ Crimes and Misdemeanors
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Dont say we aren't right for each other, the way i see it is.. we aren't right for anyone else
~The cutting edge
"Is it possible to be in love with someone and not even like them?"
~ American Sweethearts
"Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like."
-- Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
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The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
You can't buy love on eBay.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
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