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Looking for even more cute funny quotes and short sayings? Cute funny sayings and jokes are an easy way to add more fun to your day and bring you a good and easy laugh, whether you are at your office or home.

So here you can find many free cute funny quotes about life, love, men and women, and more. Enjoy!

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Bob Hope

More Cute Funny Quotes

Enjoyed the funny quotes above? Then you are going to have even more fun checking out these new cute humorous quotes. Feel free to share them with your friends and colleagues. Enjoy!

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
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"Half of the people in the world are below average."
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"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
Yogi Berra.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Winston Churchill.

"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Ronald Reagan

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Yogi Berra

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Yogi Berra

"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
John Kenneth Galbraith.

"A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front."

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
Johathan Raban.

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."

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