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You know funny friendship quotes are a great way to laugh and have a good time, and also appreciate your best friends using the power of humor and jokes. Sometimes nothing like a good funny quote can help us see how wonderful and valuable our best friends are.

So here are some more funny friendship quotes and sayings about best friends. Enjoy them yourself or share them with your friends to have a good laugh.

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." - Eustache Deschamps

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones"

"The best time to make friends is before you need them." - Ether Barrymore

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." - Samuel Butler

"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson

"We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." - P.D. James

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." – Anonymous

"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." – Anonymous

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin

"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul." -Ambrose Bierce

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." - Esther M. Clark

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Anonymous

More Funny Friendship Quotes

Enjoyed the funny quotes above about friendship and best friends? Then you are also going to enjoy these new funny friendship quotes below...

"I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." - John Leonard

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." – Silican proverb.

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis

"Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces."- Austin O'Malley

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
Samuel Butler

"That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience."
Charles Bukowski

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods."
Esther M. Clark

"My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved."
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

"True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
Charles Caleb Colton

"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends."
Truman Capote

"My friends, there are no friends."
Coco Chanel

"The world is round so that friendship may encircle it."
Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

"Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends."
Lord Chesterfield

"What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself."
Frank Crane

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
Fr. Jerome Cummings

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