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Funny Inspirational Quotes

  

Looking for free funny inspirational quotes? These quotes and sayings help you lift up your soul and have a great time, while motivating yourself to achieve your dreams - no matter how big they are.

Inspiring and motivating funny quotes are a proven way to make you laugh and get lots of positive energy. So check out these top funny inspirational quotes now...

Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.

Abraham Lincoln
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Louis Agassiz
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

James Dean
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Aristotle
Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Richard Bach
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.

M. K. Gandhi
There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Albert Einstein
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.

Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

More Funny Inspirational Quotes

Enjoyed the above free inspirational quotes and sayings? Then you are going to be amused by the new funny quotes below that are entertaining and humorous. So enjoy!

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. - Yogi Berra

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. - Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible. – Unknown

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae Wes

The most important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Unknown

"For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.

- Baltasar Gracian

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

- Unknown

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

- Jay Leno

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.

- Bertrand Russell

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

- George Bernard Shaw

Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.

- Henri L. Bergson

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

- Noelie Alito

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.

- J.C. Penney

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