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Want to see more funny movie quotes and humorous movie sayings to make you laugh? You know how some movies have moments of laughter that are so funny that you remember for many years to come?

Well, you can find top funny quotes and jokes here to enjoy. Check them out...

Harry: 'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
Dumb and Dumber

'There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?'

'Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.'

Adam/Felicia: ‘Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!'
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

'The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.'
Love and Death

‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’

Col. Mustard: ‘You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!’
Miss White: ‘Flies are where men are most vulnerable.’

‘You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.'
Duck Soup

More Funny Movie Quotes

Enjoyed the funny quotes above taken from famous movies and TV shows? Then you are going to enjoy these new funny movie quotes too. Check them out...

'I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.'
Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Reporter: ‘Tell me, how did you find America? John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.’
A Hard Day's Night

Mrs. White: 'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.'

George: 'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'
My Best Friend's Wedding

Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'
Forrest Gump

Edgar Friendly: 'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me.'
Demolition Man

‘I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.’
Duck Soup

‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

‘Was she in there before you baked it?’ (Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
Addams Family Values

Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): ‘I haven't got a brain... only straw.’
Dorothy (Judy Garland): ‘How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?’
Scarecrow: ‘I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?’
Dorothy: ‘Yes, I guess you're right.’
Wizard of Oz

‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
The Blues Brothers

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