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Looking for more funny office quotes and jokes about work? Then here you are going to find lots of top humorous and funny quotes about work and office. You can share them with your co-workers to share a good laugh.

Sometimes work becomes so boring that you just can't help but look for some funny office quotes to help you laugh and have some fun. So enjoy these funny quotes...

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

We waste time, so you don’t have to.

TEAMWORK… means never having to take all the blame your self.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

More Funny Office Quotes about Work

Enjoyed the funny quotes above about office work? Then you are also going to have fun checking out these new quotes and jokes about work. Feel free to share them with your cooealgues but not your boss.

Enjoy these free funny office quotes...

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

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