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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
-- Uri Geller
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-- Konrad Adenauer
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
-- Frank Zappa
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell
Most fools think they are only ignorant.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin
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